British teenagers are not even people.

I have a problem with the local teenagers, they are horrible to me. So do you know what I think? Of course you don't, but I'm going to tell you.

BRITISH TEENAGERS ARE NOT HUMAN.

British teenagers are dumb.

They behave in such a way it cannot be considered human. Teenagers brains are not like yours and mine. Whereas we have proper fully developed minds, a teenagers brain and mind is very simple. They think there's nothing more to life than Partying, Wickedness, Stealing, Sex and Drugs.

If someone does not live like a teenager, well to a teenager this person is an outcast and must either move or change. If this normal person does not change his ways to "teenager" ways they humiliate, hurt, harass and generally make this person's life hell till he/she moves or becomes like them. Teenagers HATE seeing people who are not like them.

Teenagers don't have real homes, they squat in someone else's and move when they're shunned off.

Party's are a big part of any teenagers life partying all night and keeping everyone awake is the one beacon they have in their useless lives, to them its normal. If they don't party there's no real point in their life. Teenagers listen to music filled with hate, violence and misery (which is all of todays club synthetic music), they feel good when they are depressed. A teenager told me once that he feels happy when he's depressed. Remember, teenagers brains are different to your's and mine, so it does make sense.

Teenagers do not eat real food, the only thing teenagers eat are pills, they don't know what bread, eggs, vegetables and real food is, they think the only food is drugs, in fact they have a different type of digestive system.

Teens love sex, they see girls as sex objects and nothing else, if there's only one girl available, they'll cue up for the sex and shag one at a time, or simply fight over her.

Ever wonder why teenagers spend so much time on cellphones? Well it's the "teenage network" they talk to there friends and plan the next wicked thing to do. They used to group together and plan, but when cellphones were availible, they use them instead so nobody got suspicious.

Finally, teenagers have no money, but they manage to shop, how? Stealing. They think a shop is a place where you can go in and get what you want and come out again. They don't realize that they have to pay for it, in fact they don't know what money is and they don't know what cashiers are for. They don't even realise thay are stealing.

British teenagers, we need to get rid of them once and for all.